Santa Humor

[MikeFleming]

http://www.svocop.com/Articles/Santaland_Diaries.mp3

[rodster]

LO....oh the joys of Christmas.

I'm going to have you fired. :p

[MikeFleming]

"Santa changed his policy and no longer traffics in coal. Instead, if you're bad, he comes to your house and steals things. I told Riley that if he didn't behave himself Santa was going to take away his TV and all his electrical appliances and leave him in the dark.
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He's gonna take your car, and your furniture, and all of your towels and blankets and leave you with nothing."